i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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