My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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