I want to make a zoo with you.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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