If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
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