my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
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The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
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I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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