I hate your face
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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