He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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