i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Randomize
