Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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