i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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