I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Randomize