Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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