He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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