I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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