Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
So vagazzling was a success
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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