yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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