If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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