I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
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there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
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Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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