So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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