barbara walters just said penis...
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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