One girl and one boy is just not enough.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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