I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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