i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
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