im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
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Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
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His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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