I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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