the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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