I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
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