i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
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Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
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GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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