So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
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It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
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I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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