He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
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If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
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Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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