Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
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please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
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I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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