So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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