The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
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i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
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I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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