Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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