: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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