grinding to god bless the USA? really?
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
My cat gives me a boner
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
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Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
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Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity