if i can run in heels then i can drive
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Randomize
