naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
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Apparently you can coat check a keg.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
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If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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