Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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