Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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