So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
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