how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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