I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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