weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
we're chasing vodka with high fives
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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