Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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