I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
We need to get me chipped asap
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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