My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
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I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
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I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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