This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
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She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
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Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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