Is it because I queefed?
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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