i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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