Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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