Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
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i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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