All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
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if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
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do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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