hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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