Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
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this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
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it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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