Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
babies were throwing up all over the place
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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