How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
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Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
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Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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