seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
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I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
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I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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