So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Randomize
