things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
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