What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
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i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
When did angry sex become our thing?
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Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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