I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
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